they make 'lists'

since this is the only blog that hasn't mentioned the Presidents' "hit list", comprised of... well, basically anyone who thinks the Bush administration sucks... here's the controversial report from Capitol Hill Blue.

“If you want to know who’s sleeping with whom, who drinks too much or has a fondness for nose candy, this is the place to find it,” says another White House aide. “Karl (Rove) operates under the rule that if you fuck with us, we’ll fuck you over.”

I think they suck too, but I'm not sleeping with anyone (even my wife would agree!), don't drink very much, and I'm not a cokehead. I wonder if I can still get on that list.... ?

“We’re talking about Big Brother at its most extreme,” says one White House staffer. “We know things about people that their spouses don’t know and, if it becomes politically expedient, we will make sure the rest of the world knows.”

Anyone else find this administration's combination of incomparable arrogance and sub-par intellect and ability to be particularly amusing? These doofballs remind me of that fat-headed pseudo-bully from your elementary school playground. You know... the one who always talked a big game, but if you ever took him up his offer and forced him to fight he'd invariably cry like a baby, or run straight to the teacher and say that you were harassing him... ? That guy is Karl Rove.