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Today is, plainly, one of those days that President Bush should relish the fact that he doesn't read the papers. Even for a guy who just reads "the headlines", as Bush admitted last week. Bush would much prefer to go fishing, or biking, or walking, or maybe just dig a hole and bury himself in it... Today's news for President Bush was so bad that The Washington Post had to bring in the diabolically-hackish-twosome of William Kristol and Gary Schmitt to balance it all out. Though, I'll warn you in advance, this is a painfully brutal column. [Vital Presidential Power] Compare and contrast the Kristol/Schmitt hackery with the rest of the columns and articles in today's Post: Imperial Assumptions By Eugene Robinson Their Own Patriot Act By E. J. Dionne Jr. Why Didn't He Ask Congress? By George F. Will FBI Papers Show Terror Inquiries Into PETA; Other Groups Tracked By Spencer S. Hsu Bush Addresses Uproar Over Spying By Peter Baker and Charles Babington (front page, above the fold) Enough. Let's Try 'Accountability.' By Richard Cohen Christ, even George Will recognizes when the President abuses powers and shows total disregard for our Constitution.